• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.






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• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.




Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai paunch gayi.







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• On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.




When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.







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• Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.




TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.






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• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!







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• Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.




Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete Hon.







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• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?




A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!






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• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage) , what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend ), what is permanent is boring(wife)






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• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!






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• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."




Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"