Saturday, 6 August 2011

Divorce letter (funny)

Dear hubby:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. 
These last 2 weeks have been hell. 
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. 
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. 

Your EX-Wife 
P.S. don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West 
Virginia 
together! Have a great life!   

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